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EU and Hamas

This sounds like a parody, but incredibly is not:

The Jerusalem Post reports that France is objecting to placing Hamas and Islamic Jihad on the EU's list of terrorist groups because "there is no proof that these two organizations are terror groups." According to an advisor to Jacque Chirac, "If we find that Hamas and Islamic Jihad are indeed terror groups opposed to peace, we may have to change the EU's stand. However, we mustn't limit ourselves to one, clear cut, position."
posted on 8/25/2003