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Tehran Times Column

Today's Tehran Times has another column by Kian Mokhtari, a regular at the Times. The column is a good example of the combination of paranoia and venum of much of the Arab and Islamic world. Mokhtari writes:

"President Bush’s IQ grade of 91 is one less than the number of holes in Ariel Sharon’s belt. It is the lowest ever IQ recorded for a US president. His adherence to neo-conservative philosophy is therefore understandable. I was going to say his invasion of Iraq is a stain on the conscience of world community, but I thought the US public might confuse that with the stains on the dress of Monica Lewinsky and think I am talking about another president altogether...

"I am only too aware of the dangers faced by the entire international community when I take into consideration the thugs, loony tunes and murderers whose positions in the U.S. administration and defense industry insure their eventual immunity from justice. To all you sci-fi “B movie” fans out there: our worst fears have been confirmed. We really do live in a world about to be taken over by a fat war criminal with a foreign accent and an ugly skinny simpleton sidekick and there is no hastily prepared spaceship or intergalactic beauty to whisk us to safety!

"It is indeed a tribute to the peacefulness and patience of decent folk all around the world that the likes of Sharon and Bush have not been given the push as yet."
posted on 9/02/2003