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MoChassid Watch Update

Following an exclusive interview with MoChassid over mushroom pizza with extra sauce, The Zionist Conspiracy can report that the press release about MoChassid's latest order of pizza, entitled Maybe MoChassid Will Finally Gain Some Weight, came out a little more than 2 hours ago.

MoC's phone has not stopped ringing since and he is getting all kinds of emails. He has even heard from two people whom he hasn't seen since 1991.

MoChassid has already set up power lunches with 8 (now 9) people so far, all at kosher pizza joints in Manhattan and the Five Towns.

MoChassid had lost 12 pounds training for last year's bike ride, and, despite not training nearly as hard since the ride, has actually lost a couple more pounds. He knows this is a problem a lot of people would like to have but he has reached the point where he's ridiculously thin and need to put on a couple of lbs.

Maybe the pizza is the answer.
posted on 5/08/2005