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Sportswriter of the Year

Last week, Chris Perkins, who covers the Miami Heat for the Palm Beach Post, wrote that Heat backup guard Keyon Dooling "is talking to New Jersey about becoming its starting point guard."

Given that future Hall of Famer Jason Kidd is the Nets point guard, that statement was absurd, but I did not post about it because I figured it was a momentary lapse by Perkins.

Yet in today's Palm Beach Post, Perkins writes that Dooling "remains high on New Jersey's list. Dooling, a key reserve for Miami last season and in the playoffs, wants a starting job and the Nets could offer such an opportunity."

How Perkins could be employed as a sportswriter despite such ignorance is beyond me.
posted on 7/13/2005