A clandestine undertaking on behalf of Israel, the Jets and the Jews.

 
An October Sunday

I will be attending the Jets game this Sunday. Following is my cost:

Ticket: 70 dollars

Babysitter: 50 dollars

Tolls: 15 dollars

Parking: 15 dollars

Gas: Approximately 12 dollars.


The experience of driving from Queens through Manhattan to New Jersey, begging the tailgaters to remove their grills so that I could park, likely watching the Jets lose again because of Herm Edwards, sitting in endless traffic on the way home, coming home with a hoarse voice and a migraine headache:

Worthless.
posted on 10/07/2005