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Mets Doom: A Winter Of Elster's Lost Musings

If yet again I am proven right and the Mets lose tonight, their elimination and the end to their 2006 season will not be the only cause for disappointment.

This morning, Elster has already privately written to me expressing doom and gloom over the Mets poor prospects. Even the mighty Elster believes the Mets have struck out.

While we at The Zionist Conspiracy are ready for the NFL, NBA and NHL, with the Mets gone and Elster in a dour mood, Elster's posts will likely feature his 'Storytellers' series for his purported female readership, as well as his pontifications about the latest episodes of Lost and Desperate Housewives.

Enjoy the next few hours. Pray for a Mets win. But brace yourselves for a long winter.

Pitchers and catchers are four months away.

When the first spring flowers bloom, Elster will be back, once again promising victory for the New York Mets.

Wait till next year.
posted on 10/18/2006