The Zionist Conspiracy

A clandestine undertaking on behalf of Israel, the Jets and the Jews.

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Monday, April 02, 2007
Chag Sameach

Happy Pesach to all of my Jewish readers, and may the non-Jewish ones enjoy tonight's NCAA Championship and tomorrow night's Rangers vs. Islanders game.

Will this Pesach be different from all the others? It will be for me, if my in-laws allow me to indulge in the bottles of kosher Pinot Noir that I have purchased for the seders, rather than insist on allocating all such wine to Elijah and his massive kiddush cup, leaving me only with the house Joyvin extra sweet red wine.